fun « WordPress.com Tag Feed

Lelaki ensem vs lelaki tak ensem

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:49:03 +0000

st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) }

/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-qformat:yes;
mso-style-parent:"";
mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin:0cm;
mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}

Lelaki ensem vs lelaki tak ensem

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)...

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?...

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu....

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on
kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

lelaki buta

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:48:25 +0000

Seorang lelaki buta memasuki sebuah restoran. Amin, pemilik restoran itu juga
berperanan sebagai pelayan mendatanginya dan menghulurkan menu.

"Saya orang buta dan saya tak boleh membaca menu.Tolong bawakan sudu kotor
yang telah dipakai oleh pengunjung sebelumnya dan saya akan menciumnya. Dari
situ nanti saya tahu masakan apa yang enak untuk dipesan," kata lelaki buta
tersebut.

Amin mengumpulkan beberapa sudu bekas dipakai yang ada dan memberikannya
kepada lelaki tersebut. Ia mencium sudu itu dan akhirnya berkata, "Saya pesan ikan
pais dan sayur masak asam bang............"

Dengan agak terperanjat Amin mencatat pesanan lelaki buta itu. Menu itu memang
menjadi kegemaran para pengunjung restoran tersebut. Beberapa hari kemudian
lelaki buta tersebut datang lagi. Sekali lagi dia minta sudu bekas dipakai untuk dicium,
tetapi bukan yang habis dipakai utk makan ikan pais dan sayur masak asam. Hanya
ada satu sudu yang habis dipakai untuk makan menu lainnya.

Amin memberikannya kepada lelaki buta tersebut yang kemudian memcium sudu itu
dan berkata, "Bau sudu yang ini sedap juga, seperti habis diguna untuk makan ayam
bakar dengan sayur ulam dan sambal belacan." Amin mengiyakan dan si lelaki buta
memesan makanan tersebut.

Lelaki buta itu untuk ketiga kalinya datang semula beberapa hari kemudian. Dia datang
lebih awal ketika belum ada satupun pengunjung yang datang sehingga tidak ada sudu
bekas diguna yang boleh diberikan untuk dihidu. Entah dari mana datangnya, tiba-tiba
sifat nakal bodoh Amin muncul.

Dia menghampiri isterinya yang berperanan sebagai tukang masak di dapur.
Diberikannya satu sudu dan berkata, "Yati, kamu usapkan sudu ini diketiak kamu"

"Apa-apa lah abang ni ?" tanya Yati tak faham.

"Sudahlah ikut je lahhhh, untuk kemajuan restoran kita," kata Amin setengah memaksa.
Yati menurut, mengusapkan sudu tersebut di "ketiak! nya" dan menyerahkan kembali
kepada Amin.

Dibawanya sudu tersebut ke lelaki buta yang duduk menunggu. Lelaki buta itupun
menghidu sudu itu, dengan mengernyitkan keningnya, lelaki buta tersebut berkata, "Aku
tidak menyangka makwe lamaku Yati bekerja di sini....... boleh saya jumpa dia"

Amin: HuhHuhHuhHuhHuh?.(bengang)

***Sesungguhnya Cinta itu Butaaaaaa.....................

binatang tahun kelahiran anda

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:46:39 +0000

/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-qformat:yes;
mso-style-parent:"";
mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin:0cm;
mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}
JANUARI= 1-9
APRIL= 1-3
JUN= 15-20
JULAI= 10-15
SEPTEMBER=28-30
DISEMBER=1-16

=ANJING
Anda seorang yang berpersonaliti menarik dan popular . sikap anda sangat di senangi dan mudah dirapati oleh sesiapa pun sebagai teman . Berwibawa sebagai ketua dan seorang yang sangat tenang.

JANUARI=10-24
MAC=16-23
APRIL=15-26
JUN=1-3
JULAI=1-9
OGAS=16-25

= TIKUS
Seseorang yang sangat pendiam tetapi pantas.Sangat pemalu comel dan kelakar.Memiliki sekumpulan rakan yang kecil .Anda tidaklah popular tetapi anda tidaklah terlalu skema.

JANUARI=25-31
MAC=13-15
MEI=22-31
NOVEMBER=1-16

=SINGA

Anda di lahirkan dengan sikap kepimpimnan yang sangat tinggi .Individu lain amat menyanjungi anda .Anda sangat menarik . mudah bergaul dan kerana itu , ramai yang ingin menjadi rakan anda.

FEBRUARI=1-5
MAC=24-31
JUN=25-30
JULAI=27-31
SEPTEMBER=15-27
NOVEMBER=17-30

=KUCING
Seseorang yang sangat pemali dan comel.Anda seorang pengikut dan enggan berbicara dengan individu yang anda tidak kenali . Sangat berhati hati dalam memilih rakan dan anda juga sangat disenangi.

FEBRUARI=6-14
MEI=14-21
JULAI=16-26
SEPTEMBER=1-14
DISEMBER=26-31

=MERPATI
Anda seorang yang baik dan pecinta kedamaian.Mudah jatuh cinta , pendiam dan sangat tenang .Anda bukannya seorang yang pemalu dan tidak pula seorang yang peramah .Anda sering menjadi calon pilihan ketua terbaik di kalangan teman dan rakan rakan.

FEBRUARI=15-21
APRIL=27-30
JUN=4-14
OGAS=26-31
OKTOBER=16-27

=KURA KURA
Anda sangat baik dan segak/cantik . Anda melayani individu lain seperti mana anda selesa di layan .Anda memiliki ramai rakan dan gemar mengata mereka dari belakang . Anda juga seorang yang setia.

FEBRUARI=22-28
APRIL=4-14
OKTOBER=28-31

=HARIMAU KUMBANG
Anda seorang yang misterius.Anda memiliki ramai teman dan bersikap kejam atau baik dalam satu masa. pengumpul gosip terkini yang unggul dan memiliki sifat kepimpinan yang tinggi.

MAC=1-2
MEI=1-13
JUN=21-24
OGOS=1-15
OKTOBER=1-15
DISEMBER=17-25

=MONYET
Anda seorang yang sangat hyper dan menarik . Sangat peramah dan tidak hairanlah anda memiliki ramai teman . suka bergosip , funky , sangat unik , gemarkan perhatian dan suka mengetuai apa saja perkara.

P)....MENELAH PERIBADI BERPAKSIKAN TARIKH LAHIR DAN BIASAN FAUNA!.......

HURUF PERTAMA NAMA ANDA.........

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:45:29 +0000

v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
w\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);}
.shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);}

st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) }

/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-qformat:yes;
mso-style-parent:"";
mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin:0cm;
mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}
nak percaya sgt x bleh, tapi ambik untuk dijadikan motivasi pada diri sahabat2 smua....tapi kalau benda yang tak baik dan secara kebetulan memang ada pada diri anda...cuba2 blajar berubah....xrugi berubah kearah kebaikan....

Subject: Huruf Pertama Nama Anda ???

Pemilihan huruf pertama pada nama juga adalah penting. Berikut sebagai sedikit panduan.

Ramah dan murah senyuman. Mereka juga pandai menyesuaikan diri dalam pergaulan selain bijaksana dan cerdas. Kelemahannya, sangat mudah berasa hati, dan mudah mengeluarkan kata-kata pedas ketika meluahkan perasaan marah. Meskipun begitu marahnya mudah reda.

B

Selalu tenang dalam menghadapi masalah yang rumit dan membahayakan dirinya adalah ciri penampilannya. Mereka juga sangat setia dan penyabar, yang menjadikannya amat disenangi dalam pergaulan. Kelemahannya, sangat mudah tersinggung.

C

Ramah dan pandai berbicara. Ini yang menjadikannya popular di kalangan rakan-rakan. Mereka tidak bersungguh dalam bertindak dan selalu menganggap masalah yang dihadapi adalah remeh.

Pendiam, bercakap hanya bila perlu. Sopan, berdisiplin dan kuat bekerja. Kelebihannya itulah yang menghasilkan kejayaan dalam mencapai cita-cita. Kelemahannya adalah selalu bimbang dan sukar mempercayai orang lain.

E

Pandai dan penuh pertimbangan dalam menjalankan tanggung jawab. Sikapnya periang bila hatinya senang, tetapi suka berdiam diri apabila hatinya gundah dan boleh membuatkan hati orang lain terluka.

F

Punya pendirian yang teguh, tidak mudah goyah dan keras kepala. Mereka juga sukar memaafkan. Tidak setia dan amat berhati-hati bila berbelanja.

G

Kerap murung dan bersedih hati. Pendiriannya mudah dipengaruhi. Tekun belajar ketika rakannya bermalas-malasan dan sebaliknya suka bermalas-malasan ketika rakannya sedang tekun.

H

Mudah simpati, bahasanya lemah-lembut. Tidak pernah melukai perasaan orang lain. Selalu tergesa-gesa dalam melakukan pekerjaan, suka berkhayal dan bercita-cita terlalu tinggi.

Suka memendam perasaan dan permasalahan. Mereka juga mudah merasa curiga dan cemburu terhadap orang lain. Suka menangis.

J

Ramah dan murah senyuman. Mereka juga pandai menyesuaikan diri dalam pergaulan. Mudah merasa ragu dalam membuat keputusan dan tidak tegas.

K

Pandai berjenaka. Hari-harinya sentiasa ceria walaupun perasaannya gundah. Kelemahannya suka bercerita rahsia sendiri.

L

Ramah dan pandai bergaul dan mempunyai ramai kawan. Tidak suka bergosip dan mencampuri urusan orang lain. Amat berhati-hati bila berbelanja. Kelemahannya, tidak menepati masa.

M

Pandai dan kreatif, suka kelembutan dan jika dikongkong, mereka akan berontak. Senang dijadikan sahabat, kerana mereka tidak berkira. Kelemahannya, boros dan keras kepala.

N

Baik hati dan rapi dalam berpakaian.. Mereka suka menghulurkan tangan menolong orang lain tanpa memikirkan balasan. Kelemahannya, mudah bersedih hati dan kurang percaya diri.

Serba boleh. Suka memendam perasaan dan permasalahan serta sukar mempercayai orang lain. Akibatnya ramai yang menggapnya sombong dan suka memilih teman.

P

Pandai berjenaka dan selalu ceria. Punya banyak idea dan sangat kretif. Sering melakukan sesuatu yang belum dilakukan orang lain.. Agak pendendam dan boros.

Q

Setia dan mudah memaafkan orang lain. Suka meluangkan waktunya untuk kawan-kawan. Keras kepala, sukar diatur dan mudah emosi.

Pendiam dan bercakap hanya bila perlu. Tekun dengan kerja yang disukai dan bersungguh-sungguh dalam mengejar cita-cita. Suka mengkritik. Dan sukar mengawal bicara ketika marah.

Pandai dan tekun dalam mengejar cita-cita. Tidak suka pada orang yang suka memungkiri janji. Kelemahannya mudah tersinggung selain sukar menahan emosi. Jika sudah emosi marahnya meledak-ledak.

Sangat berdisiplin. Selalu mengerjakan sesuatu menurut aturan buku. Tidak suka mengelamun atau bermalas-malasan. Suka menonjolkan diri selain senang gugup, terutama bila bersalah.

Suka berterus-terang dan menyendiri. Naif baginya merugikan orang lain. Tidak tahan dengan kritikan dan kurang pandai menyusun kata-kata jika berbicara didepan orang ramai.

V

Tutur katanya lembut dan pemalu. Pandai meyesuiakan diri. Selain itu, mereka juga pandai menguasai orang disekitarnya dengan cerita-cerita yang memikat. Tidak suka berterus terang.

Ramah dan mudah simpati. Sikapnya amat menawan. Punya toleransi yang tinggi dan ringan tangan. Keras kepala dan sukar diatur, tetapi hatinya boleh dilembutkan dengan kesabaran dan kelembutan.

Budi pekertinya halus. Suka melakukan pekerjaan sosial. Mudah tersinggung dan tidak akan berbaik dengan mereka yang menyinggungnya.

Pendiam dan tidak suka menonjolkan diri. Ramai menganggapnya sombong walaupun sebenarnya mereka adalah sahabat yang baik. Tidak berani mengemukakan pendapat.

Pandai berjenaka dan menyesuaikan diri dalam pergaulan. Suka disapa terlebih dulu dan gemar menonjolkan diri.

squares?

mattbo84 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:45:11 +0000

can you guess how many squares there are here?

GOOD AMBITION

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:44:48 +0000

/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-qformat:yes;
mso-style-parent:"";
mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin:0cm;
mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor!!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to
take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles

The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works: 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa.'

Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.

'Okay, how about this, if you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game..

The lawyer asks the first question.' What's the distance from the earth to the moon?'

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up.

He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes b

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher... !!!!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'

ARAB MAN
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!"

cite lawak

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:42:19 +0000

Baik-baik bila pergi ke KLCC.. bawa kawan jangan sorang-sorang.. Kisah benar yang mengerikan lagi menyeramkan ini terjadi kepada seorang staff lelaki yang bekerja di tingkat 40 bangunan KLCC. Pada hari tersebut (hari khamis malam jumaat) beliau ada membuat OT & terpaksa pulang agak lewat kira-kira jam 11 malam.

Sendirian... Sampai di depan lif, dia pun tekan tombol untuk turun. Kemudian pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada sesiapa didalamnya... Dia masuk dan tekan button "G" untuk ke ground floor. Tetapi entah mengapa, lift yang dia naiki itu terus naik ke atas. Ketika sampai ditingkat 59 lift tersebut berhenti... Dan pintu lif terbuka kemudian masuklah seorang perempuan yang kelihatan sungguh cantik dan menawan sekali sambil tersenyum manis.

Dia tak pernah melihat perempuan tu sepanjang bertugas di KLCC. Perempuan tadi pun masuk dan berdiri dibelakangnya. Dia tertanya-tanya didalam hatinya... Siapa perempuan itu? Kenapa sudah lewat malam belum pulang ke rumah? Mau disapa terasa malu pula, jadi masing-masing saling diamlah. Dalam suasana hening sepi itu, lift tersebut terus meluncur turun dari satu tingkat ke satu tingkat.

Tiba di tingkat 13, lampu lift padam dan lift terhenti seketika. Dia terhidu bau yang teramat busuk, yang mengganggu hidungnya... Bulu romanya tiba-tiba saja meremang... Dia pun
mula membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas di-ingatannya sambil memberanikan diri dan menoleh kebelakang setelah lampu lift menyala.

Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada belakangnya ketawa .........

Dan segera berkata........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

"Maafla ya saya terkentut... awak tak marah kan ?"

Staff lelaki tadi pun mengesat peluh sambil mengontrol macho....

CHECK YOUR NAME MEANING...

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:40:49 +0000

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your
mind.

B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting
newpeople.

C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to
show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.

E =You are a very exciting person.

F = Everyone loves you.

G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.

H =You are not judgmental.

I =You are always smiling and making others smile.

J =Jealously

K =You like to try new things.

L = Love is something you deeply believe in.

M = Success comes easily to you.

N = You like to work, but you always want a break.

O = You are very open-minded.

P =You are very friendly and understanding.

Q = You are a hypocrite.

R =You are a social butterfly.

S = You are very broad-minded.

T = You have an attitude, a big one.

U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.

V = You have a very good physique and looks.

W = You like your privacy.

X = You never let people tell you what to do.

Y = You cause a lot of trouble.

Z = You're always fighting with someone.

CHECK YOUR NAME MEANING AND YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS IS TRUE.............

Now that's cute!

worshipcity — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:39:31 +0000

Shooting video for a church promo a few weeks back and I was able to get one of the joy's of my life!

Now that's cute :)
My little barefooted rock star! Haha.

anda yang mana?

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:38:09 +0000

/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-qformat:yes;
mso-style-parent:"";
mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin:0cm;
mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}

Kategori bantal dan perwatakan

1) Memeluk Bantal

Mereka yang suka memeluk bantal biasanya berjiwa seni. Mereka mempunyai penghargaan yang tinggi terhadap lukisan, muzik dan sastera. Perasaan mereka halus dan jiwa mereka romantik. Kadangkala ada yang boleh membaca peristiwa yang akan berlaku melalui mimpi. Mereka juga sangat prihatin terhadap kesusilaan.

2) Menggunakan Banyak Bantal Mereka biasanya kurang kenyakinan. Dalam kehidupan seharian mereka memerlukan banyak pendamping. Mereka jarang membuat keputusan sendiri, sebaliknya mendapatkan pandangan orang lain.

3) Tidur Dengan Satu Bantal

Mereka bukan jenis mengada-ngada dan boleh menerima keadaan seadanya. Mereka juga membuat keputusan berdasarkan fikiran dan bukan nafsu semata-mata.

4) Meletakkan Bantal Di Bawah Kaki

Mereka mempunyai sifat kurang baik. Mereka jarang bergaul dgn org ramai, malah kaku dalam pergaulan. Ini menyebabkan mereka cenderung bersifat egois. Mereka juga gemar menempuh jalan pintas untuk mencapai cita2. Mereka tdk suka berusaha.

5) Tidur tanpa Bantal

Mereka memiliki sifat percaya diri yang sangat tinggi. Kadangkala sifat percaya diri ini akhirnya akan membawa kepada sifat ego.

6) Tidak punya bantal Kasihan betul… pergi kedai belilah satu!!

20 cara untuk jadikan roomate anda gila

owenjinpali — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:36:32 +0000

/* Style Definitions */
table.MsoNormalTable
{mso-style-name:"Table Normal";
mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0;
mso-tstyle-colband-size:0;
mso-style-noshow:yes;
mso-style-priority:99;
mso-style-qformat:yes;
mso-style-parent:"";
mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt;
mso-para-margin:0cm;
mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt;
mso-pagination:widow-orphan;
font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri;
mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast;
mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri;
mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}

Bengang dengan roommate? Tak tahu apa nak buat? GEt ready for the payback time...

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati" horee...kau dah balik". Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia "Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg"

3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 " Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?" dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata "Dah merebak... dah merebak!"

5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap "Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi" sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat...Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata "Tak lama lagi...tak lama lagi..."

7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, "Siot betul, kalah lagi"

8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat "Horee...!". bukak lampu semula.

9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap "Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda..." Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata "Eh, kau rupanya..."

10. Kata kat roommate "Ada pesanan penting untuk kau". Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap "Eh...aku dah ingat". Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused. [color="blue"][/color]

15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.

16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.

17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.

18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata "Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la...Macam teknik rebonding...". Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2.
bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.

20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.

My political thoughts for today...

scottstem — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:35:45 +0000

I can't wait for 19 days from today. That's the day that all the political ads and the presidential campaigns are over. And so as I am sitting here watching the last debate and I am having these thoughts....

- Do either of these candidates have any idea what they are doing?

- Why does John McCain always look annoyed?

- Why does Barack Obama always talk in steps - Step 1, Step 2, Step 3...

- Why are there just two political parties? Doesn't it make sense to think that if we had more candidates we could have a better choice?

- Has any president actually been able to keep their promises?

- Why are the debates so boring?

- Do these guys always wear suits? Would the debate be less boring if they were wearing hawaiian shirts sippin on lemonade?

- Why do we care more about the Presidency than we do about our local senators and congresspersons?

- Would it be more fun if they let the candidates wives' debate as well?

Just some of my thoughts...

That Time Again

amphibiman — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:34:35 +0000

Yup--going to the Maryland Renaissance Faire again this year, with the Mary Wash Fencing Club. There's a lot of overlap with the Renaissance Club so we usually band together and head out that way for the last weekend of the festival. This year it's the 18th of October.

They're headed out at like, really early in the morning--I think I'll wait and go at a slightly later time.

Should be a fun time, and hope to see you all there! What could be better than: sword fighting, awesome music (including the Pyrates Royale), comedy, tragedy, and everything "on a stick?" Including meat, cheesecake... cheesecake? Yup.

Snapper Festival Program Of Events

Elizabeth Richardson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:00:21 +0000

Personality Result...

Al — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:06:11 +0000

You scored a total of 41.

The Lively Center of Attention!

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

---LOL!!! YAYAYAY!!!!! IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!
The most true result I'd EVER gotten on a test/quiz!! Hahaha yay!!
I'm happy with it. Very. Especially the "center of attention but well-balanced not getting carried away"-ish line haha!! FRESH! LIVELY! CHARMING! AMUSING! PRATICAL! INTERESTING! KIND! CONSIDERATE! UNDERSTANDING! CHEERFUL! SUPPORTIVE! Hahaha.....true...true.....LOYAL true...true.......true...yes...

I'm probably the bestfriend you could ever have LOL unless you do something makes me feel quite DISPLEASED, then I'd avoid you LOL. That's it, instead of bad talking you; I just avoid you until you realize you're wrong and apologize.
..That's the one extremely bad trait of mine LOL!! PRIDEFUL...owh so prideful........

Snapper Festival ~ Port Albert

Elizabeth Richardson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:10:00 +0000

There's a great weekend of Fishing, Fun and Family Entertainment planned at Port Albert November 1st and 2nd.

It's only a 3 hour drive from Melbourne to this peaceful and beautiful resort-style coastal village...what a nice day trip it makes!

I'm impressed with the list of events, including a fishing competition, produce market, the biggest garage sale in Gippsland, a book launch, superb fresh food, bands and blues singers, kids fair, treasure hunt and other competitions, jet ski rides, roving entertainers and so much more...

For a more comprehensive listing of events, go to http://south-gippsland.info/2008/10/snapper-festival-port-albert/

Debate Debacle....Whirlwind

heidizuehlke — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:28:55 +0000

I know everyone is watching the debate tonight, and its gonna be...a whirlwind!! I am so ready to vote and for this to be done. Whirlwind comedic break from politics from Chelsea Handler!

Warthog Portfolio

brucefong — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:25:02 +0000

Pictures are worth a thousand words. Those who are interested in my warthog adventures seem to have an endless appetite for news and photos of these very unique critters. When God created this very special animal He must have had a smile on His face. Can you imagine God chuckling while He formed this creation? Or can you imagine God and Adam laughing together as Adam named this animal?

The two warthog pets that I met in South Africa were everything you can imagine. They were hairless except for their main and tuft at the end of their tail. When they are relaxed, the grunt repeatedly like a guinea pig.

Whenever they get into an altercation with each other they squeel. There's no end to their invading each others space. One or the other is making trouble with their sibling.

Curiosity fills every moment that they aren't lounging in the sun. Every new guest to the ranch gets a personal greeting. You know when they are comfortable with you because they butt your leg.

If you dare to start a pushing contest with their solid rock head, be ready to have your leg grow weary. They are tenacious and will not tire. Look for an unsuspecting friend to pass them off for the next go around.

I hope that you get to have a close encounter with one of these comics of the Kalarhari some day. They will forever put a smile on your face whenever you see them in memories of your mind.

For weeks now, many of you have found my bloglog by searching with the term "warthog." It has been an amazingly curious phenomenon. Will some of you leave a comment and tell me what your fascination is with this comical critter?

In the mean time I hope that whatever your curiosity is I hope that you enjoy my original pictures of these warthogs. They certainly made me laugh when I met them in South Africa. I'm sure that they will make you smile as well.

lame ass busy boozer - what a week of stupidity.

char879 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:21:15 +0000

So I am possibly having the busiest week ever. Recently I have been studying African American Literature nonstop for my Mid Term Exam tomorrow. I am kind of nervous about it, but I have done about all the studying I could. Then I have a Theatre Exam on Friday... blah.

I also started off my week incorrectly by partying on Monday night. My one roomie turned 21 this weekend when we were all at home, so Monday night called for some major booze (yes I've recognized that I am having an alcohol issue again... reverting back to freshmen-self and I so unfortunately drank again last night... I am drinking way too much during the week... and weekend. It is lame.) Needless to say Tuesday I got nothing done and I was running on 2 hours of sleep... another bad incident with ex, but this time I didn't/don't regret it except for the fact that the next day I hardly got anything done.

Somehow I am out of my depression despite all of the stuff that I keep messing up. At the same time though I feel a little lost, like I am floating on the outside of everything. I really need to stop drinking or really cut back. It isn't worth it. What you get out of alcohol: some careless hours of fun and happiness and then being sick and hungover and getting nothing done the next day. It is just really hard to stop drinking (or even cutback) when my roomies along with a boyfriend love to drink and do it at our apartment all the time.

Well, I have to get back to work. No alcohol will be touching my lips tonight and that is for sure.

The 'Help! I need a new header for this blog.' Contest.

cwillz — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:05:42 +0000

It's time to pretty it up a bit, or something...

If you are reading this from Facebook or an RSS reader, please go to http://cwillz.wordpress.com - it won't make sense otherwise.

The free wordpress thing(weird car-in-tunnel pic) has been great, but its not me. Those of you who know me, freely submit ideas/images that represent me. Those of you who don't, be glad. Then, give me ideas.

I, of course, have some ideas but I don't want to stifle the creativity.

The person whose idea/image is selected(by me) wins a free autographed copy of my next book and a $5 gift card to the place of your choosing within ethical bounds.

Don't be a pirate

May the Lord's will be done,

CWillZ

This weekend is...

sameerforvp — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:49:51 +0000

The election. Not the Presidential one, just in case you were wondering. First off I'm going to need some help. I want to know some things that you want to hear in my speech, or if you have any questions about what I will do to improve REC feel free to email sameerkmohamed@comcast.net. Also, if you are unable to come to REC on saturday but you do wan't to vote for me, also send me a email and I'll see what I can do.

I have A LOT to say and unfortunatley only have 120 seconds for my speech! So check back at this website and I'll be posting lots of information.

I am up against heavy competetion but with your help I can become the victor.

Also, I lost all of my numbers so please email me yours at sameerkmohamed@comcast.net

WAIT!! One last thing this friday I am hosting a event at my house where you can help with some final campaigning. I'll give out more details soon.

Bye!

ТВ: перейти в цифру? бабушка тебе покажет

andyspb — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:36:08 +0000

как перейти в цифру, если тебе 99 лет

Playing in the Bouncy Seat

jilldekkers — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:28:15 +0000

Here are a couple of videos of the fun that Maddie's been having in her bouncy seat. I'm glad I didn't put it away because she seems to enjoy it more now than when she was a newborn! Her friend joining her in the bouncy seat is Eva, who is three months older than her. That's a whole lot of weight in a little seat. :)

102nd Circleville Pumpkin Show

vintagemomcreations — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:46:16 +0000

The greatest Free Show on Earth!

If you've never been to the Circleville Pumpkin Show.. it's a must see. It's located in Circleville Ohio.

The grand prize pumpkin this year is over 1300 pounds! Pumpkin Show is fun for the kids.. and truly a feast for the eyes!

We've been involved in some way or another as a family forever! Actually.. I have documented photo history of our families involvements for over 80 years!

A tradition we have is the Baby Parade.

[caption id="attachment_420" align="alignleft" width="500" caption="travis 1995"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_408" align="alignleft" width="499" caption="Sarah 1995"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_409" align="alignleft" width="500" caption="variety of shows"][/caption]

The white "pumpkin" Stroller above was Isabel's Winning Entry! We won the grand prize during the 100th annual Pumpkin show :)

[caption id="attachment_411" align="alignleft" width="500" caption="time is flying. 2007"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_412" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="2008"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_414" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Travis Logan Elm Band"][/caption]

a long time ago it seems...

[caption id="attachment_415" align="alignleft" width="500" caption="Sarah 2004"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_417" align="alignleft" width="500" caption="Sarah Cheer 2004"][/caption]

She's changed so much since then!

[caption id="attachment_418" align="alignleft" width="500" caption="Isabel 2007 Pumpkin Show"][/caption]

Pumpkin Show's Great ... You see? Just ask Isabel!

Hope to See you there!

OH..

P.S. .. at www.pumpkinshow.com You can see live webcams.. If you are a people watcher it's a feast for your eyes!

Many blessings,

Renita~vintagemomcreations